Thursday, June 15, 2017

Two-headed Conjoined Porpoises Hauled Up from the Deep

Two-headed Conjoined Porpoises Hauled Up from the Deep



To the gang of malignant flaming assholes known as the human race;



You obviously enjoy shitting where you eat. In doing so, you have left my oceans and seas fucked up beyond all recognition to the point where they are now producing a collection of horrid genetic mutations equivalent to a Rob Zombie freakshow in an H.R. Geiger circus. I will now proceed to return the favor by simply sterilizing the male side of your species so as to eliminate the viral and bacterial abomination that you have chosen to be. Our political and economic love/hate relationship has come to an end as you have left me, your mother, no choice but to officially escalate the matter into the hot zone of all-out global war. Have a nice day and go fuck yourselves.



Sincerely,



Mother Earth

aka. Gaia, Biggie G, El Hefe, Supreme Bitch